Thursday, 8 July 2010

Ticket Offer: 40th Anniversary Season, Young Vic

A more general ticket offer this time for the Young Vic's 40th anniversary autumn season. Just announced today, it includes: an Icelandic production of Goethe's Faust; Tennessee Williams' The Glass Menagerie; and the stage adaptation of DBC Pierre's Vernon God Little, I must confess I hated the book of the latter so much that I didn't finish it (a rarity for me), but with the Young Vic's offer, I've just bought my tickets for Faust and The Glass Menagerie.

And the offer is! Buy any tickets for one show in the autumn season, and get tickets half price for a second show. Buy two shows and see a third for free! So I've just managed to get two pairs of tickets, all for £30. And for some rather good seats. Cheap theatre tickets galore!

It can be done in person or over the phone, or by pre-ordering online, but not with ordinary web sales. And it doesn't apply to previews. See here for the small print of the offer, or visit the Young Vic's What's On page for more about their season.

Happy 40th to the Young Vic!

Wednesday, 7 July 2010

Ticket Offer: Nevermore / I was looking at the ceiling, Barbican

I'm not entirely sure I understand the ins-and-outs of this, but I do understand that it's cheap theatre tickets, which can't be a bad thing. This summer, the Barbican is offering Facebook fans not one, but two shows for just £10!

The first is Nevermore: The Imaginary Life and Mysterious Death of Edgar Allan Poe (6th - 10th July). When you purchase a £5 ticket to this delightfully grotesque musical fable you are also entitled to a £5 ticket for John Adam's music theatre show I was looking at the ceiling and then I saw the sky (2nd - 17th July at Theatre Royal Stratford East)

To book a £5 ticket for Nevermore, go online and enter the promo code 06710.
Your I was looking at the ceiling £5 ticket can then be brought over the phone or in person, by quoting your customer reference number for your previously purchased Nevermore ticket.

I think I understand that, but alas, with work commitments and La Bête on Saturday, I'm not sure I'm going to make Nevermore, but hopefully some of you out there will get the chance to take BOGOF (in the nicest possible way).

Monday, 5 July 2010

Review: Elektra, Young Vic

Because I was only able to get a free ticket for the penultimate show, and because there was no press night, this post should be thought of as a reflection, rather than a review.

Way back in May, you may remember that Views From The Cheap Seats posted an offer for free tickets to a production of Elektra at the Young Vic. The reason for this generosity according to the Young Vic website was that "with no press night and no previews, Elektra will be an experience that we can't put a price on". I still haven't been able to find or figure out quite how the Young Vic were able to undertake such a project with no public income, and before going, was worried that it was going to be displayed as 'a work in progress'. But there was nothing half-finished about this production.

Instead, this was a tightly directed piece, where dim lighting and discordant sounds worked to create a hauntingly oppressive backdrop against which some highly polished performances stood out.

Onstage from the outset and throughout the entire evening, Lydia Leonard as Elektra lies curled up outside the door to her family home. She is haunted by the murder of her father Agamemnon, and like a female precursor to Hamlet, wants justice by planning revenge on the perpetrators: her mother Clymenestra and her new stepfather, Aegisthus. Leonard brings an intensity to Elektra, a steely certainty at the heart of her rage that I haven't seen before. Her grief is perversely compelling, at one moment shoulder-slumped with hollow eyes, the next all fire and mercury. Carson's translation manages to retain the weight and rhythm of the original while also seemingly suitably modern, and Leonard exploits this tension to great effect.

But there is strong support from the rest of the cast as well, not a single weak link to be seen. This is a play that is preoccupied with the impact of tragic violence upon women - mothers, daughters, sisters. Amanda Hale as Chrysothemis, Elektra's sister who suffers in silence, is perfect in her nerviness; one of the most touching moments was her discovery of her brother's supposed death, where she attempts to keep smiling though her tears.

And Nadia Cameron Blakely is sublime as Clymenestra, bringing a regal elegance and haugtiness to the part (although this is perhaps also the effect of her startling resemblance to Cate Blanchett?). Indeed it is Cameron Blakely who draws out the ambivalence that lies at the heart of this play's moral. While Elektra's righteous indignation seems to be entirely justified, Cameron Blakely's Clymenestra confuses the simple binaries of right and wrong, humanising the problem of revenge yet ultimately offering no solutions to this cycle of violence.

Free, as mentioned above.

A free cast list was available.

Total Cost:
Free! Which is a first for Views From The Cheap Seats, all the more encouraging for it actually having been a great night.

Elektra has now finished, but for more information, visit the Young Vic's website.

Friday, 25 June 2010

Review: Plucker, Southwark Playhouse

In her program note to the audience, Plucker's playwright Alena Smith claims that the play is her attempt "to write an old-fashioned farce about a new generation". If this is the case, then it's a failure. But thankfully, postmodern criticism is quite happy to say it doesn't really matter what a writer thinks they are doing; it's how it's perceived is more important.

Which is a very good thing. Because once you ignore the irrelevance that is the defeathered parrot of the title and the truth serum-cum-tequila, this play is actually quite a competent look at the issues facing late twenty-somethings conducting relationships outside of the traditional model of marriage.

Alexis (Emily Bevan) and Louis (Jamal Rodriguez) have recently moved in together, but aren't feeling the domestic bliss; Julian and Thomasina on the other hand are moving towards marriage quite contentedly. Cue a dinner party, copious amounts of alcohol and a love interest from the past and the holes in the relationships quickly widen.

There's nothing radical about this premise, but it's handled well. Smith's script manages to balance the more outright comedic moments of the night ("I need an IV drip of pinot or I stop having fun") with the serious reflection. And if at times it can all feel a little self-centred, Smith is careful to make sure this sort of naval-gazing provokes is held up for equal mockery.

£8, early bird ticket offer. Southwark Playhouse operates what it refers to as 'Airline Style' pricing, so the earlier you book, the cheaper the seat. However, the airline in question is clearly Ryanair, at the seats are unassigned, and on busy nights it can be hard to get two together if you arrive late. You have been warned.

£2. Brief note form writer with cast biogs - nothing outstanding.

Plucker plays at the Southwark Playhouse until July 3. Phone the box office on 020 7407 0234 or visit the website.

Friday, 11 June 2010

Review: All My Sons, Apollo Theatre

At this late stage, there's not much more of originality that can be added to the superlative reviews already heaped on the revival of Howard Davies' production of All My Sons at the Apollo Theatre. This is a stunningly good production of Arthur Miller's first successful play, a tale of conscience and culpability in post-war America that has obvious resonances today.

Joe Keller is the archetypal Miller protagonist, an everyman pursuing the American Dream, apparently with success. William Dudley's solidly realistic house and garden not only provide a beautifully naturalistic backdrop, but represent the material security he has established for his family. But based on wartime profiteering and his "talent for ignoring things", this comfortable lifestyle is under threat.

David Suchet gives a virtuoso performance as Keller, winning over friends, family and neighbourhood children alike with his blend of charisma and beneficence. His mistake, of course, is that he is all too ready to believe his own spin, clinging to his lies for support long after they unravel. There is something utterly compelling about his downfall, as Suchet's confident entertainer is diminished to a bewildered shell of man.

Wife Kate, played by Zoë Wanamaker, is too preoccupied with her own pretenses to fall under his spell fully. Clinging to the belief that her youngest son is still alive, Wanamaker wrings every ounce of sympathy and emotional turmoil from the script to create a multi-layered portrayal that I still find myself thinking about days later.

With this powerful pairing then, it's equally impressive that the supporting cast is quite so good as well. Stephen Campbell Moore as the son that survived the war manages exceptionally well in a part that can be rather unforgiving, while Jemima Rooper as his fiancée maintains the necessary uncertainty that her role as outsider and catalyst demands, particularly in the final scenes.

The narrative tension mounts up slowly - a line here, a reference there - but the pieces slide into place just a split second before the audience is aware of the outcome, and the tragic denouement manages to be shocking in its inevitability. Theatre as its best.

£30 for the balcony. Ah, the West End, nemesis to the theatregoer on a shoestring. I will certainly be keeping my ear to the ground for any word of cheap tickets for All My Sons, but with such great reviews, I wouldn't hold out much hope.


Total Cost:
£33.50, but worth every penny.

All My Sons is currently running at the Apollo until 2nd October 2010. Tickets can be booked online here.

Wednesday, 9 June 2010

Ticket Offer: Sucker Punch / Ingredient X, Royal Court

Two special offers from the Royal Court, who are clearly feeling very sociable at the minute!

1) Sucker Punch by Roy Williams: see the show for just £10 from Friday 11th – 17th June.

2) Nick Grosso's Ingredient X at the Royal Court his Saturday matinee (12th June) with a 2-4-1 offer – two tickets for £15.

To book, call the box office on 020 7565 5000 and quote 'Social offer' and the name of the play (subject to availability). For more information on the plays, visit the Royal Court website.

Sunday, 6 June 2010

Review: The Concise Dictionary of Dress, Blythe House

Despite being a curated fashion exhibition, and therefore somewhat beyond the ken of Views From The Cheap Seats, The Concise Dictionary of Dress was first brought to my attention by Lyn Gardner's recent Guardian blog entry 'Theatre that really takes us places'. And there is something decidedly theatrical about this site-specific installation at Blythe House - previously the Post Office Savings bank, now the depository for the the V&A's surplus collections.

Designed by fashion curator Judith Clark with definitions provided by psychoanalyst Adam Phillips, small groups are led around 11 exhibits exploring concepts of fashion (from 'Armoured' through to 'Tight'), located within the museum's vast storerooms. Objects from the collection along with specially commissioned works are used to create each tableau. Usually closed to the public, a large part of the thrill of this experience comes from accessing areas normally off-limits behind card keys and cargo lifts. Albeit under the watchful eye of a chaperone, who is less a guide than an usher. Questions are discouraged until the end of the tour, and so the individual is left to import meaning from the exhibit, its location and Phillips' definitions.

The definitions are at once illuminating and confusing. Subjective, conflicting, and at times down right impenetrable (quite how 'Essential' can be understood as 'distracting', I'm still not sure), Clark and Phillips seem to be deliberately toying with the idea that fashion can be summed up meaningfully in one word or a choice phrase, and by extension, that it can be sensibly archived into a museum catalogue.

Instead, the exhibit relies on the context of the spaces, both past and present. From the wax resin figure of 'Armoured' on the roof (where there were apparently used to be segregated shooting ranges for male and female Post Office employees), to the mobile archive shelves wheeled open to reveal 'Comfortable' and 'Conformist', to the former meat larder housing 'Tight', the ghosts of the past jostle with the present to conjure up layers of meaning. Indeed, that Blythe House is a functioning building has led to some fascinating juxtapositions, all the more so for being unintentional. The simple paper structures created for 'Plain' are coincidentally reflected in the protective white shroud covering, what is labelled, a 'flaky paint dress' - part of the actual V&A collection - which was supposedly moved there after Concise Dictionary had opened. As with the best fashion then, it is the accidental accessories that set off this exhibition best.



Total Cost:

The Concise Dictionary of Dress
continues until 27 June 2010. Tours of Blythe House run every 20 mins during open hours. Places on the tours are strictly limited and tickets must be purchased in advance. Tickets online or call 0871 231 0847, price £12.50/£10 concessions.

Friday, 4 June 2010

Ticket Offer: Henry IV Part 1, Shakespeare's Globe

Another 2 for 1 in the yard offer from Shakespeare's Globe, this time for Henry IV Part 1. i'm getting the feeling that the audience for these histories might be of an age where they prefer (and can afford) sitting down to standing. But for cheap ticket lovers, it now means you can bring a date at no extra cost!

To take advantage of the offer use the promo code 'pcdyard' when booking online or call Box Office on 020 7401 9919 and quote the code.

Offer subject to availability.

Thursday, 3 June 2010

Ticket Update: The Duchess of Malfi, Punchdrunk / ENO

This isn't so much a ticket offer, as let's be honest, Punchdrunk and the ENO aren't going to be struggling to shift these tickets. But for all those interested, they go on sale tomorrow (Friday 4th June) at 10am. Looks like they're £35 a pop, so get in there quick as you know they are going to go like the proverbial cakes what are hot.

Wednesday, 2 June 2010

Ticket Offer: Lulu, Gate Theatre; Welcome to Thebes, National Theatre

Apologies for the lull in reviews and ticket offers around here, but I was back in the old country for a week's holiday and it's left me with a bit of a backlog of reviews: expect my thoughts on Henry VIII and All My Sons imminently! But to tide you over, here's not one but two ticket offers!

The first is from the Gate (London, not Dublin) who are offering £8 Gatecrasher tickets for their collaboration with Headlong, Lulu, on 10th June. Quite what a Gatecrasher ticket is or how one books it, I'm not quite sure, but I'm sure if you mention to Box Office that you read it on their Facebook page, they'll know what you are talking about!

The other is a special preview offer from the National and their world premiere of Welcome to Thebes by Moira Buffini. Book by Friday 4 June (so hurry!) and get top price tickets for £20 (or just £10 for performances 15 and 16 June). To book call 020 7452 3000 and quote ‘Thebes Preview Offer’ or book online and enter promotion code 2768.

Valid with top price tickets for performances 15-23 June only. Subject to availability.

Tuesday, 1 June 2010

Review: Henry VIII, Shakespeare's Globe

After excessive exposure to some of his works (anyone for yet another version of A Midsummer Night's Dream or Romeo and Juliet? No?), it’s easy to get excited about a production of a Shakespeare play that’s rarely performed. And no, I don’t mean that recent publicity stunt by Arden of his supposed lost work, Double Falsehood, but rather that late late play, Henry VIII, or All Is True. Its delayed appearance at the new Globe might be understandable given that an early performance razed the original in 1613. The more cynical, however, may suggest that its less than stellar reputation in the canon is to blame.

It’s all too easy to knock this play as a collaboration, as though John Fletcher somehow contaminated the ‘genius’ of Shakespeare. Some of the best bits for my money – Katharine’s showdown with the two cardinals (“O, good my lord, no Latin!”), Wolsey’s repentance, Cranmer’s prophecy – are all from Fletcher’s pen. Instead, it’s an overall unity that seems to be lacking. Having spent the first half investing in the parallel downfalls of Katherine of Aragon and Cardinal Wolsey, it’s quite surprising that they are pretty much gone from the narrative by the end of Act 3.

All the more pity, since Ian McNeice and Kate Duchêne offer very watchable performances as these perennial outsiders who have more in common that they would care to admit. His Cardinal Wolsey is all jowls and entitlement, unaware that his own expenses scandal is about to hit, while Duchêne makes an excellent case for Katharine being considered among Shakespeare's leading heroines.

This is not an easy play to understand, but for the most part, Angela Davies’ set design helps the clarity immensely. The space outside the Globe pillars is rigidly separated from the space within by the simple use of a red carpet, giving the effect of an inner sanctum from which corridors of power and influence emanate. The introduction of a court fool with boy puppet, although brilliantly played by Amanda Lawrence, is less effective. The spectre of a male heir is already writ large in this play and its visual representation often detracted from those words, most notably in Katharine's trial scene, where it mugged and upstaged from behind Henry's throne.

Henry somewhat struggles to be the hero of his own play, eponymous though he may be. It should be stressed though that this is not the fault of Dominic Rowan, who brings his typically sophisticated touch to the interpretation. Rather, Henry seems to be a casualty of both the play's episodic structure and of Mark Rosenblatt's directing. The transformation of Henry into his Holbein portrait persona at the end is a nice touch, but at times it feels a bit like Rosenblatt has been more concerned with the minutiae of historical accuracy - depicting offstage events is indicative of this - than with exploring the play's inherent rejection of the idea that there is only one historical truth. Or, that all is true.

£5, yard standing ticket.


Total Cost:

Henry VIII
is in repertory at Shakespeare’s Globe until 21 August 2010. For tickets and further information visit the website, or phone Box Office on 020 7401 9919.

Thursday, 27 May 2010

Review: The Stronger / Pariah, Arcola

I do like a one-act play. In its best incarnation, you are left wanting more, a theatrical amuse bouche that gives a taste of the potential of all those involved. In the worst-case scenario - well, you're only going to have to sit through 20 or 30 minutes before you can cleanse your palate with some cheap plonk at the bar. In the current Strindberg double bill at the Arcola, both of these experiences are on the menu.

The Stronger is deceptively simple. Two women - two actresses - meet in a coffee house on Christmas Eve. One talks, the other ... does not. At all. But although it may be a monologue, this is no soliloquy. While Mme X relies on her full verbal arsenal to express herself, Mlle Y communicates as fully with no more than a slow blink, a clenched jaw, a trembling lip; her sudden laugh at one point is shocking, not least for its unexpected volume. Both actors are stunningly good. Emma Clifford has all the poise and control of expression needed for a woman accused of adultery. Yolanda Vazquez as the voluble Mme X is at once triumphant and frantic, underscoring the uncertainty of who exactly 'the stronger' is by her need to fill Mlle Y's silence with something, anything. Juha Leppäjärvi's clean translation and Jane Bertish's direction successfully bring out the subtleties of Strindberg's tightly plotted scene.

From the sublime to the ridiculous(ly bad), all that is great about The Stronger throws into relief everything that is wrong with Pariah. For starters, I'm not convinced that it's as well written a piece as The Stronger. Where The Stronger lightly hints at what has gone on before, Pariah gets bogged down in details, in complicated back stories, in chests of gold. But matters are not helped by any aspect of the production. The acting is very weak in places and there are also some odd choices as well - whether in the translation or the direction, I'm not sure - such as omitting Mr Y reading a book from Mr X's shelf, a matter on which the whole plot rests. And as is always the way in these things, it is of course the longer of the two pieces. So on the whole, a delightful starter that is compromised by the unpleasant aftertaste left by the second half of the evening.

£14. I missed out on 'Pay What You Can Tuesday' at the Arcola at this one, and had to pay the full price for another night. In fairness, I'd have quite happily paid £10 for The Stronger alone, but £14 was a bit steep for an hour's worth of entertainment. Try for 'Play What You Can', if you can.

A free cast list.

Total Cost:

The Stronger / Pariah run at the Arcola from 24th May - 5th June 2010. To book tickets or for more information, visit or phone 020 75031646.

Tuesday, 25 May 2010

Ticket Offer: Madagascar, Theatre 503

A ticket offer with a catch, this one. Theatre 503 is trying to entice people to join their new Facebook fan page, and will provide a promo code when you do. In the spirit of their foray into online social networking, I'm not going to post it here, but you can go to their fan page, 'Like' it and find the code under the 'Boxes" tab. Clue: it's got something to do with Rome ...

This might feel like you're having to work hard for your money, but it is a good offer as well - as far as I can tell, it's £5 tickets for any date for their new play Madagascar, by JT Rogers.

Wednesday, 19 May 2010

Ticket Offer: Iram, Barbican

Apologies if it seems we're a bit Barbican heavy here at the minute, but there's another ticket offer from the people at bite, this time for Iram, playing in the Pit.

See the short stories of celebrated Yiddish author Sholem Aleichem reimagined for the stage by Ofira Henig and the Herzliya Ensemble for just £8 instead of £15 on Friday 21, Saturday 22 and Monday 24 May.

Book online using the promotional code 21510 to redeem the offer. For more information on the play, go to

Subject to availability.

Monday, 17 May 2010

Review: Peter Pan, Barbican

After Disney's bowdlerisation and years of pantomimes, it's easy to forget just how dark and weirdly sexual J. M. Barrie's original tale is. John Tiffany's production of David Grieg's adaptation works hard to restore some of the uncertainty and danger, although the real threat of awakening pubescent sexuality is still largely absent.

Transported from Edwardian Kensington to Victorian Edinburgh, the play opens on the Forth Rail Bridge. A small army of 'rivet boys' scramble over the structure and help in its construction, a real world counterpart to the Lost Boys of Neverland. The bridge is a not only a gateway to the Kingdom of Fife, but to Neverland, where the flipside of Laura Hopkins' beautiful set suggests tree branches, rigging, shipwrecked masts.

The parallels between the real and the imaginary are also reflected in doubling with Jaqui Zvimba and Zöe Hunter playing both Nana and Tiger Lilly. As the Darlings' canine nanny, Zvimba and Hunter operate a model dog while dressed as household servants. I liked the idea of the puppetry better than its execution, which was a little crude, but Zvimba and Hunter made an engaging pair to watch as the maligned Nana. As the dual Tiger Lily (Lillies?) however, the move from St Bernard to wolf princess proved a step too far, and the lupine antics didn't add much to the production.

As is also often done, Mr Darling becomes Captain Hook, but it is here that the production starts to get some teeth. No longer an unthreatening fop, Captain Hook, tattooed and kilted in black, is imbued with real menace by Cal MacAninch. He delivers Hook's humorous lines with the same venom as he slits throats and makes this hardened pirate becomes a believable nemesis to Peter Pan's youthful energy.

But what of Peter Pan? Similarly bare-chested and with tufted hair to suggest his faun god namesake, Kevin Guthrie is muscular yet boyish, able to change from carefree sprite to bitter cynic and back again in the blink of an eye. His entrance crawling downward along the pros arch instantly eradicates all thoughts of green tights and feathered caps and the aerial work and fight scenes are brilliantly choreographed. But for all the macho swaggering, this is a production that wants to have its cake and eat too - a physically attractive Peter Pan who provokes no sexual tension in Wendy Darling. This is not a criticism of Guthrie, who puts in a performance that far belies his years, or of Kirsty Mackay, who gives Wendy a refreshing kick up the backside and creates a gutsy proto-feminist who doesn't understand why people think girls can't fight. Instead, I think the problem lies with the director.

Like an awkward parent unwilling to have 'the talk', or at the very least, like a director not wanting to put the parents in the audience in that position, John Tiffany seems to have consciously directed the play to avoid any hint of physical attraction between Peter and Wendy. All talk of thimbles and kisses is excised from the Darling's nursery to be replaced by talk of Peter forbidding Wendy from ever touching him. Wendy, and the audience, are very firmly put in place from asking further questions.

This also occurs with the treatment of Tinkerbell. A large part of the tragedy of the story revolves around her unrequited love of Peter, and the murderous jealousy this provokes in her negligee-clad heart (read the original and you'll find it there). While undeniably beautiful, I'm not sure how well the fiery fairy worked as a literal flame. Quite how you would create a realistic pint-sized fairy femme fatale on stage is quite another matter, but I can't help thinking that a version that portrayed Tinkerbell as an aspect of Wendy's attraction to Peter would make for fascinating watching.

This rather Freudian interpretation of mine brings me rather neatly to Mrs Darling. Annie Grace is the real delight of the evening, operating not only as a fine actor but also singing the haunting 'Mother's Lament'. Kudos must be given to Davey Anderson and his brilliant music, incorporating sea shanties and Celtic lullabies that at once seemed familiar and fantastical. Indeed, Mrs Darling's initial recognition of Peter and subsequent reappearances in Neverland have a greater sense of longing than any of the scenes between Peter and Wendy, hinting at but never addressing the story's Oedipal undertones.

Uncertain of its audience then, this is a production which teeters on the cusp of childhood and adulthood but which never fully satisfies either. Not unlike Peter Pan himself

With the Facebook offer we posted last week, seats in the stalls that were normally £30 were made available for £6. One suspects that the show wasn't selling quite as well as the Barbican had hoped, but I was more than happy to take advantage of this and bring my other half.

Being in the stalls however, it was difficult not to get distracted by the corresponding ropework in the wings. I suspect that a seat further back, or even in the circle, might allow you to focus less on the strings attached and more on the bigger picture.


£9.50. Which isn't a bad night out at all. And which entirely justified us going to Pham Sushi before hand and devouring their menu (thoroughly recommend this as a pre-Barbican restaurant - best sushi in London).

Peter Pan plays at the Barbican until 29 May. Tickets £10-35. Visit or call 020 7638 8891 for more information.

Thursday, 13 May 2010

Review: A Thousand Stars Explode In The Sky, Lyric Hammersmith

This was not a play, and therefore this is not a review. It is an abridged version which I believe is recommended reading for anybody considering going to see this play. Spoiler warning: there is nothing to spoil, but those who want to find that out for themselves, probably shouldn't read this.




(A Thousand Stars Explore in the Sky is far too exciting a title. It implies something happens)

by David Eldridge, Robert Holman and Simon Stephens

by Orion Hunt

William, James and Philip are brothers. Despite there being 50 years between all of them. William is dying of colon cancer, which is handy as the universe is ending. They talk about their estranged brothers, Edward and Jake. William wants James to bring them HOME TO MILL FARM.

Jake (estranged brother 1) is with his daughter Nicola, a druggie, and her son Roy, whom he has been raising. They talk. Jake thinks they should all go HOME TO MILL FARM. Nicola disagrees.

Philip is with Harriet, James's wife. They talk.
James arrives with Jenny the dog. This is momentarily quite exciting. They talk (not the dog - too exciting).
Harriet leaves to find cream tea. Philip and James talk. Harriet returns, thinking 5 minutes has passed. The men think over an hour has passed. It's anybody's guess really, but I'm inclined to think the men are right on this one. They talk about going HOME TO MILL FARM TWICKENHAM.

Philip and his mother Margaret wash William. Nobody talks much.

Jake, Roy and Nicola talk. She pulls out a tooth. This is less interesting than it sounds. She still doesn't want to go HOME TO MILL FARM. Roy is sad.

James manages to find Edward (estranged brother 2). James wants Edward to come HOME TO MILL FARM. He doesn't want to.

Jesus Christ, how many more until an interval? Oh no, wait, this scene might be interesting.
Philip holds his mother-as-a-baby while watching his dead grandmother Dorrity ( as in, if someone asked you what a book was like and you said, "Well, it's quite Little Dorrit-y") have extramarital sex with a refugee, Karl. Philip might be psychic, or time might be collapsing, or I might have dozed off and dreamt this.

Harriet comes in with Jenny's leash and tells James she just killed Jenny offstage with a claw hammer. That's the most watchable character gone then. They decide to go HOME TO MILL FARM.

INTERVAL: I try to drink as much as possible to numb the pain. Fifteen minutes is not enough.

Roy. Jake. Talk. Roy might be psychic. Or it might be the time-space thing. They're on a train going HOME TO MILL FARM. Read that last sentence again. Yes, that's right. It's the goddamn apocalypse, and British Rail, which can't manage when there are wet leaves on the track, is putting on extra services. Disbelief well and truly unsuspended.

Edward and Nicola. They talk. No one mentions going HOME TO MILL FARM. But Nicola does talk about seeing a man defecate on the perfume counter at Selfridge's before she killed him. Can't help thinking that would have made a better scene.

Philip and William talk. Over an electric fence (for some reason). William's a ghost so I'm guessing the cancer got him. The electric fence makes a spark and a bang. I jump.
Dorrity arrives. They talk.

It's a long one folks. Harriet and James have arrived HOME TO MILL FARM. They carry bowls and ask about carrots to show how it's a farm. William is definitely dead. They talk. Margaret shouts.
Jake and Roy arrive HOME TO MILL FARM. Now that nearly everyone has come HOME TO MILL FARM, they stop saying it so much.
Margaret is a bit of a cunt to Jake. Roy calls her a cunt. Totally called that before you.
I notice at this point I scrawled the note to my friend Hannah, "We're leaving at the curtain - NO CLAPPING".

Philip and Margaret. He comes out to her.

Philip. Roy. Talk.
Apparently, they both saw a Viking at William's funeral. They have also seen that Nicola has killed herself in Twickenham with a bottle of weedkiller. Again, can't help thinking this should be what we're seeing.

I look at my programme and thank you Mary, mother of God, it's the last scene.
Lots of light bulbs come down from the ceiling. Clearly they had the set left over from Spring Awakening. I start to hum 'Mama Who Bore Me'. Hannah shushes me.
Margaret, James, Harriet, Jake, Roy and Philip talk. Edward arrives HOME TO MILL FARM. On a penny farthing. No, really. He doesn't ride it though. Too exciting.
They talk. They eat some manchego and quince jam. They talk.
The light bulbs go bright.
The light bulbs go out.


And there we have it. Who knew the end of the world was so dull?

£10 for the front row. And I now owe Hannah my firstborn for bringing this abomination upon her.

If you're still reading this, and still thinking of going, then I hope you do buy the programme and I hope you get a thousand paper cuts all over your eye with it. But they're £3, since you asked.

A Thousand Stars Explode In The Sky runs from now until the universe ends.

Ticket Offer: Henry VIII, Shakespeare's Globe

Courtesy of Shakespeare's Globe, tickets for Henry VIII are now buy one get one free on all yard tickets for performances 17- 30 May (usual price £5). To make use of this offer, enter pcd241 when booking online.

For more information on the show, visit the Globe website.

Offer is subject to availability.

Wednesday, 12 May 2010

Review: Love The Sinner, National Theatre

In the spirit of Love The Sinner, I feel some confession is in order for this review: I used to be a gay Christian in my teenage years. No prizes for guessing which fell by the wayside. But despite having chosen the flesh over the spirit at some point, the issue of the Church and homosexuality still provokes a strong response from me. So I was aware that I could either come away loving or loathing this production purely on personal grounds, rather than judging it on its own merit. Thankfully – or not, as the case may be – this production left me feeling entirely underwhelmed.

This is a play that suffers from that common sin (sorry) in a lot of new writing: trying to tackle as many big issues as possible in the two or so hours traffic of the stage. Drew Pautz’s script flits around the conflict between spirituality and sexuality, HIV and Aids, the ethics of IVF, religion in the workplace, persecution in Africa, immigration, even humane pest control. Part of this, I think, is Pautz’s understandable desire to show that there are no clear answers to questions of conscience. But by spreading itself so thin, nothing is dealt with satisfactorily and the result is a superficial affair. The play opens with an international conference of bishops of the Church of England, where there proves to be as much variance over ordering coffee as debating theology. I imagine that this could be pretty turgid stuff for those not versed in doctrine, but nevertheless, the performances of Louis Mahoney as Paul and Nancy Crane as Hannah make this quite watchable. But before a decision has to be made, it’s quickly dropped, never to return.

Instead, the story moves to Michael, a church layman first seen silently transcribing the proceedings, but who emerges as the potential 'sinner' of the title, having had a sexual encounter with Joseph, a porter at the hotel. The awkwardness following a random dalliance is played well by Jonathan Cullen and Fiston Barek, who for the most part, cope quite well throughout with Pautz's erraric narrative.

But, as often happens to me with portrayals of gay sex, I’m afraid my brain kicked in to logistics mode around this point. Don't worry, it did the same thing in Brokeback Mountain (“Just spit? Really?”). Here, I was preoccupied with figuring out the mechanics of what had gone on between Michael and Joseph. Had Michael been wearing the t-shirt during sex (which would be odd given how hot it’s clearly meant to be and the fact that he’s in his own hotel room) or had he put it on post-coitus, despite it being covered in the, err, aftermath? These may seem trite observations, but it had the feel of something that hadn't been thought through. And by keeping what happened between the sheets between the acts, it’s difficult to get any sense of why Michael and Joseph continue to be drawn to one another. The case of the one-night stand that won’t go away is a trope that can be played for comic or tragic value, but here it vacillates between both. Ordinarily, I would approve of a director's decision to allow the two to jostle alongside one another, except in this case, the one night-stand is also used as the vehicle for a bigger social and political issues, and so the comedy seems ill-placed. The fact that the Ugandan Anti-Homosexual Bill is still a possibility (although thankfully a diminishing one) and that homophobia is legally enshrined in other parts of Africa made it hard for me to get the joke. Particularly when the humour descends from some very intelligent set pieces – the conclave closing their eyes so as to avoid contact with the outside world is brilliantly done – to a moment bordering dangerously on racism at the end when the audience laughs at Joseph's naivety when he declares “I want to be a bishop” (despite others repeatedly noting his intelligence).

From his initial transgression, the play then wanders through a series of snapshots in Michael’s life, before things start to catch up with him. His broody high-strung wife Shelley is painfully two-dimensional; I'm not sure if it was possible to find sympathetic nuances to her character in Pautz's script, but Charlotte Randle certainly made no attempt. It's really quite understandable why Michael would choose to sleep with anyone else rather than her. Apart from her though, Matthew Dunster has gathered a solid cast for the most part. Ian Redford’s benevolent Santa Claus of an archbishop was certainly a saving grace. As was Anna Fleischle's wooden set, modified between scenes behind hotel-style blinds that offered a peek through the curtains at what was going on. Perhaps an appropriate image to end on, for a production that constantly felt like something half-glimpsed, a story barely told.


£10, semi-restricted view, level C. And boy, the National really aren’t kidding with ‘semi-restricted’. I would even go so far as to say that seats V36 and V37 might be considered ‘very restricted’, if indeed gradations of restriction are possible. Which I’m not sure they are. How does one quantify the difference between ‘restricted’ and ‘semi-restricted’? Anyway, from our perch on high we were able to see a lot of the action, provided it didn’t take place on stage right. Unfortunately, a fair bit did at times. My fellow theatregoer for the evening hadn’t even realised that Jonathan Cullen was in the first scene, tucked away as he was down there. Although he was much happier when he realised that our seats were prime location for Cullen’s full frontal nudity. One assumes the seats opposite give a full view of the back side of things. In a manner of speaking.

So swings and roundabouts really – mostly alright, with occasional intervals of emotional bald spot acting or cock, which, depending on your own views, might not be a selling point. To be honest, with how I felt about the show, leering leaning over the balcony for a tenner was more than sufficient.


£1.50. The cheapest programme I’ve had in a while, but no bloody wonder – it’s nothing more than a glorified cast list with extensive bios and some black and white rehearsal shots. Certainly, no attempt to expand further on the thinking behind the play (perhaps they realised it’s not possible)? Worth it only if you are a reviewer or collect this sort of theatre ephemera.

Total Cost:

£11.50 … although more expensive if the two pre-show, interval and two post-show drinks are included. All necessary, I assure you.

Love The Sinner plays at the National Theatre until 10 July. Tickets £10-32. To book, visit their website or call 020 7452 3000 for more information.

Tuesday, 11 May 2010

Ticket Offer: Peter Pan, Barbican

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I have to confess, I hadn't heard great things about it, but at £6, I'm probably tempted to try it. Which is what cheap seats are all about.

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Ticket Offer: The Roman Bath, Arcola

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Monday, 10 May 2010

Ticket Offer: The White Guard, National Theatre

The National Theatre's carrying on with more cheap ticket offers on best seats, for The White Guard this Wednesday: great seats for an incredible £15 this Wednesday 12th at 7.30pm - enter promo code 2694. Quite what constitutes a 'great seat' I don't know, but they do say that they're normally £39.50.

There's also a similar offer for performances this Monday, Tuesday and Thursday at 7.30pm, although they are £29 ... which isn't quite cheap enough for Views From the Cheap Seats. For those, enter promo code 2693.

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Friday, 7 May 2010

Review: Musashi, Barbican

In some ways, this is less a review and more some reflections on the international transportation of theatre. My only previous exposure to the Ninagawa company has been their sumptuous productions of Shakespeare’s Pericles and Twelfth Night (the latter by way of Shochiku Grand Kabuki). Watching these offered a fascinating mirror – literally in the case of Twelfth Night which opened with the audience looking at their reflection – where one could view Shakespeare through the prism of another culture. Without getting into the debate on intercultural theatre, I will say that the familiarity of the plays in question allowed me to feel that there was some solid ground on which I could legitimately respond. In contrast, the context of Yukio Ninagawa’s production of Hisashi Inoue’s Musashi is wholly unfamiliar to me and I'm in the anti-Wildean position of having nothing to declare but my ignorance at these cultural customs.

Made popular in a 1930s serialisation by Eiji Yoshikawa, the legendary duel in Japanese history between Miyamoto Musashi and Sasaki Kojirō in 1612 is reimagined in Inoue's script as a beginning, not an end. Seeking an alternative answer than death as the only possible conclusion to cycles of violence, Inoue allows Kojirō to survive the duel. Six years later, the two samurai meet at a wooden temple-cum-Noh stage, and urged by the temple residents, agree to meditate on their conflict for three days before acting on it. These spiritual guides include the Shogun's adviser, who breaks out into Noh song when excited, the patroness whose father was murdered over the results of a tea-guessing competition, and an old temple dancer with region-specific names, who reenacts a kyogen prayer dance from former days. To the ghost of an old octopus.

So, a production done entirely in Japanese, about a Japanese myth, based in Japanese theatrical traditions with some very specific Japanese geographical and culinary references - the cultural layers and levels are many and complicated. And I was barely able to interpret any of them. For example, was I meant to know or suspect all along what the stone signpost meant, or was that as much a surprise to members of the audience better versed than me in Japanese culture? I happened to read my programme in the interval and discovered that it was a kekkai-seki (of course!), which, once you know what it is, rather gives the game away for how things will pan out. Such a small thing - whether or not a stone has an assumed meaning - but one that fundamentally leads to two very different productions. In one, the stone operates as a subtle but revealing indicator of what's to come, and armed with this foreknowledge, leads you to watch the events of the play with one eye on how they fit into the ending. In the latter, the stone is unreadable as a symbol to the majority and the final twist is unexpected, coming out of nowhere.

There's something about this issue of interpretation and the tools that a reviewer has available to them with which to judge foreign theatre. On the surface, the surtitles are the most obvious interpretative mechanism and do a lot of the work for a non-Japanese speaker. But when one character has been speaking for close to 45 seconds and the surtitles continue to read "Yes, I agree" (no joke), then one wonders what exactly is lost in translation. This isn't to say that I didn't enjoy it. But given my admitted struggle with, let's call it the textual side of the production, I have to ask myself how exactly I was forming a response to the production. I think my fear is that by being unable to participate in the typical interpretative process, theatre of this nature is reduced to exotic spectacle, with all the potentially negative connotations of post-colonialism that has. These my be my own narrow-minded politically correct fears. Yet the fact that the most entertaining moment of the evening for me was a sequence of samurai training comically performed to the familiar strains of tango music seems to be further ammunition for these anxieties.

£12, Upper Circle. The strength of Ninagawa’s production is always his stunning visuals, and viewing them from the upper circle does perhaps give a greater sense of the scale of them in this production than if viewed up close. The rustling bamboo disappears up into the heights of the Barbican stage, but also forces much of the action to the front and centre of the stage with only very occasional lapses of audibility. Which is pretty good going for the cheap seats, really.


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Musashi plays at the Barbican until 8 May. Tickets £10-40. Visit or call 020 7638 8891 for more information.

Thursday, 6 May 2010

Ticket Offer: The Real Thing, Old Vic [free - understudy performance]

Although Toby Stephens might be one of the main reasons for going to see this Stoppard revival (or is that just me?), if you've missed The Real Thing so far, the understudy run is free of charge next Friday 14th May at 2.30pm. Doors will open an hour before the show.

Please note: Numbers are limited, subject to availability & based on a first come first served basis (so once the stalls are full, people will be turned away).

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Ticket Offer: Love The Sinner, National Theatre

Another offer from the National Theatre - this time for top price tickets for just £15 (save £13.50) for Love the Sinner on Thursday 6 May.

To book online, enter the promotion code 2684 before selecting your seats, or call Box Office on 020 7452 3000 and quote 'Preview Offer'. Tickets subject to availability.

Sadly, I've already booked my tickets for next Tuesday evening, but hopefully I should be posting my thoughts on this production not long after.

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Tuesday, 4 May 2010

Ticket Offer: Elektra, Young Vic [free]

FREE ticket offer for Elektra at the Young Vic from 23rd June until 3rd July 2010. With no press night and no previews, Elektra will apparently be "an experience that we can't put a price on - which is why it's free".

I've just got mine but they are going fast, so hurry if you want to catch this!

You will still need a ticket to come to the show - so book online today or call the Young Vic box office on 020 7922 2922.

Saturday, 1 May 2010

Review: Hurts Given And Received, Riverside Studios

I’ll refrain from a tangent on voting Liberal Democrat this coming election, but I have always had a shameless leftist tendency to favour underdogs and outsiders. And they don’t come much more outsider than Howard Barker, one of the most significant British playwrights … who has never had a production staged at our National Theatre. A case in point: the Wrestling School. Refused a relatively small sum of funding by the Arts Council, rescued by an anonymous US donor, before celebrating its 21st birthday, it has been a turbulent couple of years for the production company dedicated to staging his works.

Ironically then, the ‘relevance’ of the first of Barker’s new plays at the Riverside Studios, Hurts Given And Received, seems obvious at a first glance: railing poet desperately seeks others’ suffering for magnum opus only to discover that his own sacrifice is demanded in order to communicate with the masses. It’s easy to see why one might be tempted to follow the siren song of allegorical interpretation and read something of Barker’s own experiences into it. The deceptively simple structure of consecutive visitations by various friends certainly encourages this.

But it’s too simple. Bach is by no means ‘Bach-er’. In spite of all his vitriol and sadism, Tom Riley’s Bach is much more charismatic than one suspects Barker might be. Surprisingly, for someone who criticised comedy’s banality in Arguments For A Theatre, despairing at the mass response it provokes, Barker’s script is laced with humour. The scene in which Jane Bertish’s police detective September unwittingly calls his “contemporaneity” into question by dismissing his outdated metaphors drives Bach to apoplexy, and the audience to laughter. Riley occupies the role with great vocal and physical presence, to such an extent that when he is absent from the the final half hour, the loss is truly felt. Although this might also be due to the fact that the optimistic 90 minutes running time came closer to 2 hours without an interval, with a couple of parts here and there that felt like they could have been trimmed.

Issy Brazier-Jones gives a worryingly good performance as the schoolgirl Sadovee, shifting the night’s initial light tone to something altogether darker. Tomas Leipzig’s staging aids this more ominous mood with an oversized scribe’s desk and chair that simultaneously suggest the weight of the responsibility and the frailty of those who pick up the pen.

This is a complex, layered piece of theatre that flirts with meaning, hinting at an overarching narrative into which all the pieces can be placed, but which always shifts out of vision. It’s not unlike the Old Sheep Shop in Alice In Wonderland in that regard (bear with me here): looking round, everything seems in place, but selecting any one aspect for special focus causes it to become insubstantial. One almost imagines Barker gleefully penning his flight into the imagination before disguising it in trappings that suggest, but never establish, a wider socio-political context.

Hurts Given And Received is an essay on poetry that manages to be at once manifesto and satire. But more than that, it is poetry itself, and a stunning example at that.

£15, unassigned seating. Unassigned seating is something of a mixed blessing for the theatregoer on a shoestring. On the one hand, if you're eager and arrive early enough, you can have your pick of seats. On the other, there are times when you'd really rather just know that you're going to be able to find seats together regardless of where they are (Southwark Playhouse, I'm looking at you). Playing to a house two-thirds empty (what was that about establishment outsider?), we were able to find seats in prime locations, and I suspect that the same will be true for the remainder of this show's run. Which is a pity, because this is a show that is more than worth the full ticket price.


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Hurts Given And Received plays at the Riverside Studios until 9 May. Tickets £15 (£10 concs). Visit or call 020 8237 1111 for more information.

Ticket Offer: The Habit Of Art, National Theatre

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Friday, 30 April 2010

Ticket Offer: Antony and Cleopatra, Courtyard Theatre Stratford

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Review: Macbeth, Shakespeare’s Globe

Full disclosure: I am currently employed by Shakespeare’s Globe, although am not involved in any of the productions. Please read my thoughts on this in my introductory blog post.

Confession time: as I had the chance to see this production on opening night, I began drafting my thoughts for this review. Nothing concrete, as I knew I would be going on press night as well, but I figured that I might as well begin articulating some of my responses to the production. It couldn’t change that much surely? Right? Wrong. Never has the case for blog reviewers respecting the preview period been made so evident to me as in this production. From an opening night that was “weighed down by the sheer mass of fabric so that the action drags along” (yup, that’s one of my original jottings), the performance last night had developed significantly in less than a week. Not that it was without problems, but we shall come to those in a minute.

Katrina Lindsay’s design sees the Globe reimagined as the circles of Hell. A black membrane extends out over most of the yard with slits for the disembodied heads of groundlings to poke through, a visual nod (pun perhaps intended) to the frozen lake of Cocytus in Dante’s Inferno. Discordant bagpipes fill the air with Orlando Gough’s music, and a didgeridoo and muted trombone fill out the score nicely. This is the domain of the play’s witches, a terrifying trio whose custodianship of this Hell is underlined by having them wear the tatters of the standard Globe stewards’ tabards. For director Lucy Bailey, it is clear that the witches are central to her hellish vision, and they appear with greater frequency throughout the play to drag the dead into the underworld.

And what a lot of bodies there are to drag. This production is the antithesis of Cheek By Jowl’s austere production at the Barbican earlier this year. Where that was purged of gore, this is a production that is steeped in blood. Every single corpse that is mentioned in the script, even if killed offstage, appears: the treacherous Cawdor; Duncan; his scapegoat chamberlains; Banquo; and the Macduff family, now expanded to include a daughter, nanny and serving boy; and Macbeth and his wife. By the end you are somewhat deadened to all this, but then, one wonders if that’s the entire point?

With Elliot Cowan and Laura Rogers, Bailey has cast her Macbeths as young, sexy and energetic. Their relationship is passionate, violent even, tearing the clothes off one another when he returns from war. Initially, Rogers, something of an old hand at the Globe, seemed less confident in her move from the arboreal comedies of As You Like and A Midsummer Night’s Dream to the dark world inhabited by Lady Macbeth. It was only on a second viewing that I realised her performance is heartbreakingly subtle, almost too subtle for the Globe stage. Gone is the typical “fiend-like queen”, handsome, dominating and shrieking like a banshee. In its place is an understated interpretation of a febrile woman, abandoned for long periods by her soldier husband, broken by the loss of their child, and perhaps, just a little more naïve in life and love than we tend to assume. Her motivation for the murders seems an attempt to restore something to her relationship with Macbeth, with no awareness that his legally sanctioned murders on the battlefield do not equate with regicide. She uses her sexuality as the only weapon available to her, she can barely convince herself to return the bloody daggers to Duncan’s chamber, and her handwashing begins early at the banquet scene, before culminating in a sleepwalking scene that is sublime.

Elliot Cowan is the most vigorously handsome Macbeth you are ever likely to see. At his physical peak (and exploited to the full by Bailey with regular toplessness – no objections from me), his attractiveness seduces the audience into feeling that he might look rather good as king. However, I wonder to what extent Bailey’s hell concept undermined the drama of this role. Shakespeare’s play moves away from a Catholic theology that envisaged hell as a terrifying real and physically torturous collective experience, and towards an internalised Protestant doctrine that reinvented eternal damnation as individual psychological anguish. Bailey’s vision of a literal Hell therefore works at cross-purposes to the text. If Hell is real, and the witches are indeed agents of Satan, then the question of Macbeth’s guilt, and even his agency, becomes somewhat moot. (It is interesting to note that a similar issue raised itself in Bailey’s last production at the Globe, Timon of Athens, where an overly stylistic emphasis on the parasitic carrion feeders removed any sense of responsibility from the profligate Timon).

Indeed, the set at times seems to overwhelm the action. Two motorised rings suspended over the stage which were used to move curtains and chains created an unnecessary distraction. And at 3 hours or so, this is a long version of Shakespeare’s second shortest play. I have reservations about the fourth act generally as it often tends to slump in Macbeth. Here, the apparition scene is gimmicky, while the England scene drags. Making his professional debut, James McArdle misses the pleasure that Malcolm needs to take in his list of imagined crimes in order to make it believable, and Keith Dunphy’s Macduff seemed to be in another production altogether. But Julius D’Silva’s Ross injected some much-needed energy and his voice resonated beautifully. And special mention must be made of Frank Scantori’s disgustingly hilarious Porter who managed the unthinkable and actually made us queasy amongst all the bloodshed. It’s forgetting, not remembering the Porter, which seems like it might be the challenge from this production.

£5 groundling ticket. Seats in the front row don’t come much cheaper than at Shakespeare’s Globe. Except for the fact that they aren’t, strictly speaking, seats, but one of 700 standing places in the yard, where (if you are prepared to queue for up to an hour in advance) you can stand within inches of the action. Having watched the whole production from within the canopy - I wonder how many other critics ventured down from the middle gallery? – I can vouch that it is not invasive or distracting. You actually have quite a lot more room around than you than you ordinarily would. I do worry that a hot summer matinee is going to send the number of Globe fainters through the roof although …


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plays at Shakespeare's Globe Theatre until 27 June. Tickets from £5 to £35. Visit or call 020 7401 9919 for more information.

Thursday, 29 April 2010

Ticket Offer: I Went To The House But Did Not Enter, Barbican

Just got word of this offer through Facebook:

Exclusive Heiner Goebbels I Went To The House But Did Not Enter ticket offer for Barbican Theatre (bite) Facebook fans!

We are offering you the chance to see it for just £6 tonight (29th April)!

For more info visit the Barbican website, choose your seats for 29 April and enter the promotional code 29410.

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Wednesday, 28 April 2010

Review: Women Beware Women, National Theatre

The view of Women Beware Women as an alternative ending to Romeo and Juliet is borne out in the opening scenes of this production at the National Theatre. But the dangers in this play are not parental ire and family feuds, but the boredom of routine and, with it, the temptations of power, wealth and lust. Or as Livia suggests to her niece, “To take, or to reject, or to do both”. Ultimately, this is a play about having your cake and eating it too.

Leantio, a poor clerk, arrives home to his mother in Florence, bringing with him his still-veiled bride Bianca, freshly stolen from Venice and her parents. Called away on business, his pent-up wife quickly catches the eye of the Duke of Florence, who sets about claiming her for his own. Meanwhile, at court, Isabella is being forced by her father into marrying a foolish but wealthy ward, unaware that her uncle is incestuously in love with her. It is the central figure of Livia, a role Middleton seems to have written with relish, who unites these two plot strands by becoming a female Pandarus to these transgressive relationships.

Twice-widowed and “all of 39” (deliciously played for laughs at the improbability of this being true), Livia ensnares Bianca and Isabella with all the tools at her disposal – wealth, power, social connections, and the sheer force of her charisma. Harriet Walter is more than capable of the last, delivering a beautifully nuanced portrait of Livia, blending pleasure at her own virtuoso meddling with a subtle self-awareness of the perverted position she occupies. Her view on how Bianca will cope with her rape, that “Sin tastes at the first draught like wormwood water, / But drunk again, ‘tis nectar ever after” is as much a comment on her own actions as Bianca’s. Indeed, incorporated into Olly Fox’s (at times incongruous) jazzy score, these lines come to act as a refrain for the corruption of the play as a whole.

This corruption is evident in Marianne Elliott’s vision of Florence, which is dominated by a crumbling monument to “Cosmos Medice”, all reflective black surfaces and snaking stairways. Lez Brotherston’s multi-level staging is used to great effect, particularly in the infamous scene where Bianca is raped in the picture gallery, while her mother-in-law and supposed protector is distracted by a game of chess with Livia. The National’s reliance on the revolve, however, is much less successful, culminating in a dizzying dénouement, reminiscent of the opening scene of The Revenger’s Tragedy at the same theatre in 2008 (knowing homage to another Middleton production, or shameless rip-off?). The set spins relentlessly, confusingly so, and excised of most of the dialogue, one is left with no sense of who killed whom or why.

It is this attempt at finding believable motivation in the ridiculous satire that ultimately is the play’s undoing. Middleton’s strength is his irony-laced satire, cruel and sardonic, and although Elliott seems to want to explore just how black the comedy can get before becoming tragic, most of the production is never fast or slick enough to tread that line. Although the ward is meant to provoke the most (in every sense) explicit laughter, Harry Melling’s fool rings the painful one-note of misogyny a bit too eagerly. Vanessa Kirby as Isabella and Lauren O’Neil as Bianca offer solid performances, and Samuel Barnett‘s Leantio is a sympathetic cuckold.

But it is Walter’s already-praised Livia who manages to plumb the lines for their simultaneous humour and gravitas, resulting in a bittersweet guilt on our part for becoming complicit in her machinations, and who would easily convince us to drink again of the wormwood in the hope of nectar.

£10, Circle C section, left hand side. This offered a great view of the whole stage, as well as a glance into the huge open backstage area behind the revolve. Given the production, I was more than happy with a £10 Travelex seat.


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Women Beware Women is booking at the National Theatre until 4 July. Tickets from £10. Visit for more info.